Its been a while since I gave you one of my tongue-in-cheek posts highlighting the truly ridiculous that is marketed to us to try and part us from our money. Well, wait no more I have another batch of unnecessary things I have found.
It seems every child has a dream of what they want to be when they grow up. For some its a princess, a fireman or a favorite super hero. I didn’t realize until now that those dreams don’t fade as we grow up. Now you can stay warm on those cold winter nights and imagine you are in fact a super. Hero. Make your man’s secret dream come true this year, $18.95 is quite cheap to fulfill a dream.
We all want to avoid chemicals while looking our best, like paint on a wall, color on our hair can change our entire look. Now with this easy to use applicator you can add vibrant chalk color to your hair. Five beautiful colors for only $8.95.
Do you have separation anxiety when you can’t have your cell phone in your hand at all time? It’s dangerous to have your phone in your hand while driving, but now with this secure holder for your cell phone you can at least still see it as you keep your eyes on the road. $8.95 is nothing compared to the peace of mind i will have knowing my phone is just as secure as my grand children while driving
Applying nail polish is such a messy job, but with this plastic holder your polish won’t spill, the fingers that are being painted will have a secure base to keep shaky fingers still. Oh, wait what about the hand that is applying the polish? I think they forgot to think that through. If I can just figure out how to steady the hand holding the applicator I can be proud of my neat nails for $6.95.
I am never sure where my feet are. That problem has been solved for me now when I wear slippers that make animal noises I’ll always be able to find those pesky feet. I wonder, do my feet resemble a rabbit, monkey or possibly a pig? If I no longer have to suffer the pain of stubbed toes or bruises from dropping things on my feet my $4.95 will be money well spent.
I really need some girly decorative touches on my desk. I found these ceramic high heeled shoe tape dispensers. I need this as the cheap dispenser sold with my tape is an embarrassment. For $6.95 I will have the satisfaction of knowing coworkers won’t be gossiping about my lack of professionalism I have had by using that cheap dispenser all these years.
Poor Zakk, I feel so bad for that puppy. Our winters get so cold and my son has yet to buy him proper boots, coat and scarf for when Zakk needs to burrow through our huge snow drifts to “do his business”. I better buy this electric heating blanket for him. Zakk’s comfort is worth every penny of the $21.95 I will spend on this.
Who ever thought a mop was the perfect tool to clean a floor? Seriously, I can never be sure I rinsed all the dirt out before continuing on with another section of the floor. Finally my prayers have been answered. With just a press of the lever by my foot, no bending over necessary, this plastic bucket will spin the mop to separate the dirt from the mop head. Isn’t $16.95 worth it to know your floor will actually be clean?
A bare floor isn’t the worst chore I have. The toilet is my least favorite household chore. Have you ever considered what has passed through this porcelain bowl? Yuck. I’d rather shoot the toilet than clean it. Well now I can at least pretend I’m doing just that when using this toilet bowl brush with a gun shaped handle. It looks like a comfortable fit too. Well worth the $8.95 price for the satisfaction i will get while cleaning the bowl.
You say your coffee isn’t doing the job any more to wake you in the morning? Maybe that’s because you aren’t drinking it out of the right cup. Instead of turning on the radio or TV choose from a cup that will moo at you or better yet a cup that farts. Just think you can now start your morning right for $7.95
Now I know you want one of everything here. Well get out your checkbook, or better yet, your nearly maxed credit card. The total before tax and shipping will cost you $111.50.
now I have a question, if you had an extra $111.50 how would you spend it to enhance your life?